Rankings & Matchup Predictions – Who Will Rise to the Top?

1️⃣ Win Diesel (4-0-0) 🔥

📊 Record: 4-0-0 | PF: 157 | PA: 62 | PD: +95

Win Diesel is running the league, and a big reason for that is the elite play of their quarterback, William Sebag. He has been nothing short of spectacular, putting up 762 passing yards, 21 touchdowns, and just 2 interceptions in 4 games. His efficiency has been remarkable, boasting a 63.9% completion rate while averaging 12.3 yards per attempt and an incredible 119.1 QB rating.

Sebag’s ability to stretch the field and make quick decisions has made Win Diesel nearly unstoppable on offense. With him at the helm, this team looks like the clear favorite to win this division.

2️⃣ Black Vipers (4-1-0) ⏫

📊 Record: 4-1-0 | PF: 145 | PA: 91 | PD: +54

The Black Vipers are right on the heels of Win Diesel, and a key reason for their success has been the outstanding performance of Robin Messier. As a wide receiver he has been a nightmare for opposing defenses, racking up 273 receiving yards on 31 catches, with 7 touchdowns to his name. His reliable hands have made him a go-to target in crucial moments.

Messier’s 8.8 yards per catch shows his ability to consistently move the chains, and his red-zone presence has been a major factor in the Vipers’ offensive success. If he keeps this level of play up, Black Vipers could have the firepower to challenge for the top spot.

3️⃣ Team Sexy (3-0-0) ⏫

📊 Record: 3-0-0 | PF: 96 | PA: 62 | PD: +34

Team Sexy is proving to be one of the most well-rounded teams in the league. They’re getting it done on both sides of the ball, with an efficient offense and a defense that has held opponents in check. While they haven’t played as many games as some of the other top teams, their undefeated record shows they are a serious contender.

A big reason for their offensive success has been Andrew Steinberg, a dynamic wide receiver who is quickly making a name for himself. In just three games, he has 198 receiving yards on 15 catches, with 4 touchdowns to his name. His 13.2 yards per catch showcases his ability to make big plays down the field.

With a balanced team and a rising star like Steinberg, Team Sexy is a squad to watch as the season progresses. If they keep up this level of play, they could be a serious threat to the teams above them.

4️⃣ Ramphins (3-1-0) ⏫

📊 Record: 3-1-0 | PF: 119 | PA: 104 | PD: +15

Ramphins have been a tough and resilient team, finding ways to win close games while maintaining a strong offensive presence. If they can tighten up defensively, they have the potential to push even higher in the standings.

A major driving force behind their success is Jessy Dumeignil, who has been absolutely dominant at wide receiver. With 246 receiving yards on 27 catches and 10 touchdowns in just four games, he is the top candidate for Receiver of the Year at this moment. His ability to create separation and be a consistent scoring threat makes him one of the most dangerous weapons in the league.

5️⃣ Rawsauce 2.0 (3-1-0) ⬆️

📊 Record: 3-1-0 | PF: 116 | PA: 106 | PD: +10

Rawsauce 2.0 has had a solid start to the season, finding ways to win close games. Their offense has been effective, but their defense has allowed a few too many points. If they can tighten things up defensively, they could make a push for the top tier.

Quarterback Ludovic Goulet has been a key factor in their success, putting up impressive numbers. Through four games, he has 647 passing yards, 16 touchdowns, and a 63.2% completion rate, showing his ability to spread the ball efficiently. He’s averaging 9.7 yards per attempt and has a QB rating of 84.4.

However, there’s one area where he needs improvement—turnovers. With 9 interceptions already, he’ll need to clean up his decision-making to help Rawsauce 2.0 remain competitive against top-tier teams. If he can limit the mistakes, this team has the offensive firepower to make some serious noise in the standings.

6️⃣ The Hooligans (3-2-0) ⬆️

📊 Record: 3-2-0 | PF: 131 | PA: 129 | PD: +2

The Hooligans have had an up-and-down season so far, but they remain a dangerous team capable of competing with anyone. Their offense has been productive, but their defense has struggled at times, leading to some close games. If they can find consistency on both sides of the ball, they could push for a higher ranking.

One of their biggest offensive weapons has been Michael Fafard, who has been putting up impressive numbers at wide receiver. Through five games, he has 360 receiving yards on 34 catches, with 8 touchdowns to his name.

Fafard’s ability to get open and make big plays has been crucial for The Hooligans’ offense. If he continues this level of production, expect him to be a major factor in their push for the playoffs.

7️⃣ Slippery Slopes (2-0-0) ⏫

📊 Record: 2-0-0 | PF: 58 | PA: 45 | PD: +13

Slippery Slopes may have only played two games so far, but they’ve made a strong impression with their balanced play. What stands out about this team is that everyone seems to be producing well—rather than relying on just one or two stars, they have multiple players contributing in key moments.

This well-rounded approach makes them unpredictable and difficult to game-plan against. If they continue spreading the ball around and getting production from all positions, they could quickly rise in the rankings as they play more games. Keep an eye on them as a potential dark horse in the division.

8️⃣ The Chosen Ones (2-2-0) ⏬

📊 Record: 2-2-0 | PF: 125 | PA: 92 | PD: +33

The Chosen Ones have had an up-and-down start, but when Sanders Armand is on the field, they can win any game. Armand brings the highest level of experience in the entire division, and his ability to take control of a game makes The Chosen Ones a dangerous team no matter who they face.

His passing stats have been outstanding through four games—580 yards, 15 touchdowns, and just 1 interception, with a 63.7% completion rate. He’s averaging 10.0 yards per attempt and has a 116.8 QB rating, showing his efficiency and ability to make plays through the air.

But what sets Armand apart is his dual-threat ability. He’s also a dangerous runner, tallying 157 rushing yards on 11 carries, averaging an impressive 14.3 yards per run, and adding 2 rushing touchdowns to his total. His ability to extend plays and create opportunities with his legs makes him even tougher to defend.

If Armand continues this level of production, The Chosen Ones have a real shot at making a deep run. With him leading the way, they have the talent and experience to take down any team in the division.

9️⃣ Notorious Whales (2-2-0) ⏬

📊 Record: 2-2-0 | PF: 112 | PA: 92 | PD: +20

Notorious Whales have been competitive so far, keeping their games close and showing flashes of high-level play. A major reason for their offensive success is George Spano, a very capable FPF veteran who knows how to control a game and put his team in a position to win.

Through four games, Spano has put up good numbers, throwing for 812 yards, 17 touchdowns, and 5 interceptions, completing 64.2% of his passes. He’s averaging 9.2 yards per attempt with a 104.7 QB rating, proving that he can move the ball efficiently and make smart decisions under pressure.

Spano’s experience and composure make Notorious Whales a dangerous team. They may be sitting at .500 for now, but with a veteran QB leading the charge, they have the potential to turn things around quickly. If they can clean up a few mistakes and tighten up on defense, they could start climbing the rankings in no time.

🔟 Tuah Army (2-3-0) ⏬

📊 Record: 2-3-0 | PF: 113 | PA: 106 | PD: +7

Tuah Army is a young and developing team with good talent, but they are still searching for consistency. Their biggest issue so far has been finding stability at the quarterback position. Without a steady presence leading the offense, it’s been difficult for them to establish rhythm and fully utilize their weapons.

However, one bright spot for Tuah Army has been Luca Fonsato, who has emerged as a reliable target at wide receiver. In just four games, Fonsato has racked up 187 receiving yards on 15 catches, with 5 touchdowns and an impressive 12.5 yards per catch. He has been a key playmaker for the team, consistently making tough catches and finding the end zone when they need him most.

Despite their struggles at QB, Tuah Army has the pieces to compete. If they can find stability at quarterback, they could turn things around quickly and climb up the standings. With young talent like Fonsato leading the way, the future is bright for this team—they just need to put it all together.

1️⃣1️⃣ Parlay Tilters (2-1-0) ⏬

📊 Record: 2-1-0 | PF: 91 | PA: 106 | PD: -15

Parlay Tilters have had a solid start to the season, but their negative point differential (-15) raises some concerns. While they’ve managed to secure two wins, their defense has been shaky, and they will need to tighten up on that end if they want to keep climbing the standings.

One major strength for this team has been their receiving corps, led by Peter Côté and Emanuel Oliveira, who have been extremely reliable targets.

• Peter Côté has been a deep-threat specialist, hauling in 138 yards on just 7 catches, averaging a staggering 19.7 yards per catch, along with 4 touchdowns in only two games. His ability to stretch the field makes him a constant big-play threat.
• Emanuel Oliveira has also been a key contributor, bringing in 123 yards on 11 catches, with 2 touchdowns and an 11.2 yards per catch average. His reliability in short-to-mid-range routes has been crucial in keeping the offense moving.

With these two receivers producing at a high level, Parlay Tilters have the offensive firepower to compete. If they can clean up their defense, they could quickly become a serious threat in the division. Keep an eye on this team—they have the potential to make a run.

1️⃣2️⃣ Akatsuki (2-2-0) ⏬

📊 Record: 2-2-0 | PF: 173 | PA: 108 | PD: +65

Akatsuki has been one of the most explosive offensive teams in the league, putting up a staggering 173 points in just four games. Their high-powered attack makes them a dangerous team, but their defense has been inconsistent, allowing 108 points so far. If they can find more balance, they could push for a higher spot in the standings.

A major offensive weapon for Akatsuki has been Dezryn Best, who has been a standout at wide receiver. In just three games, Best has racked up 238 receiving yards on 18 catches, averaging 13.2 yards per catch, while also scoring 4 touchdowns. His ability to consistently get open and make plays down the field has been a huge asset for this team.

Akatsuki’s offense is among the best in the division, and with players like Best leading the way, they can go toe-to-toe with any team. If their defense steps up, this could be a team no one wants to face down the stretch.

1️⃣3️⃣ Caisse de 12 (2-2-0) ⏬

📊 Record: 2-2-0 | PF: 97 | PA: 109 | PD: -12

Caisse de 12 is a young and developing team that has shown flashes of potential early in the season. Sitting at .500, they have been competitive but still need to find more consistency, especially on the defensive side, where they’ve allowed 109 points in four games.

Looking ahead, they face a tough schedule, which will challenge them against some of the top teams in the division. While it won’t be an easy road, this stretch presents a great opportunity for them to gain valuable experience and grow as a unit. If they can learn from these matchups and continue improving, this young squad could turn into a dangerous team in the near future.

The key for Caisse de 12 will be staying competitive and using each game as a stepping stone. The talent is there—it’s just a matter of time before they take the next step.

1️⃣4️⃣ West Island Boys (2-2-0) ⏬

📊 Record: 2-2-0 | PF: 99 | PA: 111 | PD: -12

West Island Boys have had a balanced but inconsistent start to the season, sitting at .500 with a negative point differential. While they haven’t dominated, they have the talent to compete with stronger teams, and a big reason for that is quarterback Skylar Bayliff.

Bayliff’s numbers may not jump off the page, but don’t let that fool you—he is another high-level player who has the skill and experience to keep his team in any game. Through four games, he has thrown for 595 yards, 15 touchdowns, and 5 interceptions, with a 58.6% completion rate and a 93.9 QB rating.

With Bayliff leading the way, West Island Boys always have a chance, but they’ll need to tighten up on defense and find more consistency if they want to move up in the standings. If they can put together a solid run, they could be a sleeper team to watch.

1️⃣5️⃣ Snowdon Deli Degens (1-2-0) ⏬

📊 Record: 1-2-0 | PF: 68 | PA: 109 | PD: -41

Snowdon Deli Degens have had a rough start to the season, struggling to find their rhythm on both sides of the ball. While they have the talent to compete, they haven’t shown it yet in terms of putting up big numbers.

At this point in the season, I’d like to see one of their players step up and take over a game—whether it’s at quarterback, receiver, or on defense. They have the capability, but no one has truly emerged as a dominant playmaker yet. If someone can elevate their performance and give this team a spark, the Degens could turn things around quickly.

The potential is there—they just need a leader to step up and start making big plays. Let’s see if they can rise to the challenge in the coming weeks.

1️⃣6️⃣ Game of Throws (1-3-0) ⏬

📊 Record: 1-3-0 | PF: 85 | PA: 117 | PD: -32

It’s been a tough start for Game of Throws, as they’ve struggled on both sides of the ball and haven’t been able to find much consistency. Sitting near the bottom of the standings, they’ll need to make some serious adjustments if they want to turn things around.

One bright spot for this team has been Samuel Langlais, who has been their most consistent playmaker. Through four games, Langlais has put up 136 receiving yards on 10 catches, averaging 13.6 yards per reception, and has accounted for 4 touchdowns. While the team as a whole has struggled, he’s been a reliable offensive weapon and one of the few positives so far this season.

If Game of Throws wants to start winning games, they’ll need more players to step up and match Langlais’ production. Right now, he’s been carrying much of the offensive load, and without more help, this team will continue to face an uphill battle.

1️⃣7️⃣ Les Tondeuses (1-4-0) ⏬

📊 Record: 1-4-0 | PF: 81 | PA: 142 | PD: -61

Les Tondeuses are struggling to stay competitive, and the biggest issue is their defense. Simply put, they are allowing too many points to give themselves a real chance at winning games. With 142 points allowed in five games, they have one of the worst defensive records in the division.

Even if their offense manages to put up decent numbers, it won’t matter unless they can start getting stops. If they want to turn things around, their defense needs to step up immediately—otherwise, it’s going to be a long season.

1️⃣8️⃣ Coconuts (1-4-0) ⏬

📊 Record: 1-4-0 | PF: 128 | PA: 161 | PD: -33

Coconuts have had a tough start to the season, struggling to find consistency on both offense and defense. While their offense has been able to put up points, their defensive struggles (161 points allowed) have made it difficult for them to stay competitive.

One player who has stood out on both sides of the ball is Vincent Hamel. As a wide receiver, he’s been a key playmaker, recording 231 receiving yards on 18 catches, with 8 touchdowns and an impressive 12.8 yards per reception. His ability to create separation and find the end zone has been one of the few bright spots for this team.

Hamel has also made his presence felt on defense, tallying 18 tackles, 3 pass breakups, and 4 interceptions in five games. His impact on both sides of the field makes him one of the most valuable players for Coconuts.

If the team wants to turn things around, they’ll need more players to step up alongside Hamel—especially on defense. He’s doing his part, but he needs help if Coconuts hope to start winning games.

1️⃣9️⃣ Mofos (0-4-0) ⏬

📊 Record: 0-4-0 | PF: 67 | PA: 149 | PD: -82

It’s been a rough start for Mofos, as they remain winless through four games. However, while their early losses were lopsided, there are signs that they might be turning things around. Their last two games have been much closer, showing that they are starting to find their footing.

There’s still a lot of work to be done, especially on defense, where they have allowed 149 points in four games. But if they can continue making progress and keep games competitive, they might be able to pick up their first win soon. The next few games will be crucial in determining if Mofos are truly improving or if their struggles will continue.

2️⃣0️⃣ Chateauguay Community College (0-4-0) ⏬

📊 Record: 0-4-0 | PF: 104 | PA: 164 | PD: -60

Chateauguay Community College has had a difficult start to the season, and the reality is that they need to improve in almost every aspect of the game. With 164 points allowed in four games, their defense has struggled to slow down opponents, while their offense has yet to find a consistent rhythm despite putting up 104 points.

Right now, they need to focus on fundamentals, improve execution on both sides of the ball, and find a way to stay competitive for the entire game. The good news is that there’s still time to turn things around, but it will take a full team effort and significant adjustments if they want to climb out of the bottom of the standings.

Matchup Previews & Predictions

Wednesday, Feb 5 – 21:00

📍 Stade Hebert [1]
🏈 Team Sexy (3-0-0) vs. Win Diesel (4-0-0)
📝 Prediction: Win Diesel
This is a heavyweight showdown between two of the league’s top teams. Team Sexy has been one of the most well-rounded squads, but they haven’t faced a juggernaut like Win Diesel yet. William Sebag has been unstoppable at quarterback for Win Diesel, leading the most dominant offense in the division. Team Sexy’s balanced approach will keep things close early, but Win Diesel’s firepower should be enough to keep their perfect record intact.

Wednesday, Feb 5 – 21:15

📍 Laval (Dome) [2]
🏈 The Chosen Ones (2-2-0) vs. Game of Throws (1-3-0)
📝 Prediction: The Chosen Ones
The Chosen Ones have had their ups and downs, but with Sanders Armand leading the way, they have the potential to take down any team. Game of Throws has struggled this season, and Samuel Langlais has been their only bright spot on offense. If The Chosen Ones can execute and avoid costly mistakes, they should be able to come away with the win.

Saturday, Feb 8 – 18:00

📍 Complexe CN [3]
🏈 Win Diesel (4-0-0) vs. Game of Throws (1-3-0)
📝 Prediction: Win Diesel
Win Diesel enters this game as the clear favorite, and for good reason. They’ve dominated every team they’ve faced, while Game of Throws has struggled on both sides of the ball. Unless Game of Throws can find a way to slow down Win Diesel’s explosive offense, this one could get out of hand quickly. Expect Win Diesel to keep rolling.

Monday, Feb 10 – 22:00

📍 Saint-Laurent [2]
🏈 Mofos (0-4-0) vs. The Chosen Ones (2-2-0)
📝 Prediction: The Chosen Ones
Mofos are still searching for their first win, but they’ve been more competitive in recent games, showing signs of improvement. The Chosen Ones, however, have one of the most experienced QBs in the division in Sanders Armand, who can take over a game. Mofos will need their best defensive effort of the season to keep this one close, but The Chosen Ones should walk away with the victory.

Wednesday, Feb 12 – 21:00

📍 Stade Hebert [3]
🏈 Tuah Army (2-3-0) vs. Coconuts (1-4-0)
📝 Prediction: Tuah Army
Tuah Army is still figuring things out at quarterback, but they’ve been able to stay competitive. Luca Fonsato has been a major bright spot at WR, and he could be the difference-maker here. Coconuts have struggled to stop anyone on defense, allowing 161 points in five games. Vincent Hamel has been great on both sides of the ball for Coconuts, but Tuah Army has the edge in this matchup.

Wednesday, Feb 12 – 21:15

📍 Laval (Dome) [2]
🏈 West Island Boys (2-2-0) vs. Caisse de 12 (2-2-0)
📝 Prediction: West Island Boys
This is a battle of two teams looking to prove themselves. West Island Boys have been inconsistent, but with Skylar Bayliff at QB, they have a reliable leader who can keep them in any game. Caisse de 12 faces a tough schedule ahead, and this will be a big test for them. If West Island Boys can control the tempo and take advantage of their experience at key positions, they should come out on top.